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Abraxas
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 16:23 Post subject: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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SKC is 11 years old since Oct. 28, and everyone forgot. Shame on you.
1In the beginning SKC created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now San Andreas was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and SKC was hovering over the waters.
3 And SKC said, “Let there be lightpoles,” and there were lightpoles. 4 He immediately regretted that part. He then separated the light from the darkness. 5 SKC called the light “Race,” and the darkness he called “DD/DM.” And there was evening, and there was an event—the first MW.
6 And SKC said, “Let there be a vault between the players to separate pros from noobs.” And it was so. 7 God called the vault “usergroups.” And there was evening, and there was an event—the second MW.
8 Then SKC said, “Let the server produce lamemods: their colour shall be an awful shade of pink, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 9 The server produced DJs and after multiple complaints, a mute button. And SKC saw that it was kind of OK. 10 And there was evening, and there an event—the third MW.
11 And SKC said, “Let there be Christmas lights and snow to separate the winter from the summer, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years. 12 And SKC saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was an event—the fourth MW.
13 And SKC said, “Let the map teem with players” 14 So the server filled with the players of the map. And SKC saw that it was good. 15 SKC muted them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and speak English or STFU.” 16 And there was evening, and there was an event—the fifth MW.
17 And SKC said, “Let the map produce vehicles.” And it was so. 18 SKC made the vehicles according to their kinds. And SKC saw that it was good. 19 Then SKC said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the lamemods and the DJs, over the players,[a] and over all the vehicles that move along the ground.”
20 SKC blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the map and subdue it. Rule over the lamemods and the DJs and ban every player that hacks.”
21 SKC saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was an event—the sixth MW. Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.
22 By the seventh day SKC had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then SKC blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he smoked a blunt to rest from all the work of creating that he had done.
Last edited by Abraxas on 10 Nov 2017, 09:39, edited 8 times in total.
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xIceTube
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 16:27 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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ayy lmao
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Rhytz
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 16:28 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove, And from this groove came the groove of all grooves, And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldly declared, “Let there be HOUSE!” and house music was born. “I am, you see, I am the creator, and this is my house! And, in my house there is ONLY house music. But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!” And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all. You see, house is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you’re deep into the vibe of house. House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body. And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music. And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper. And, in this house, the keeper is Jack. Now some of you who might wonder, “Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?” Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body! Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake. Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm. Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body. Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house. You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don’t make a difference in OUR House. And this is fresh.
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Ryan
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 16:39 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Best photoshop ever
Blessed by a shadowy hand coming out of the fucking wall during sleep paralysis.
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NoSwear
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 16:43 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Im just curious, who is who?
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Greenlander
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 17:02 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Ryan
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 17:05 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Blessed by a shadowy hand coming out of the fucking wall during sleep paralysis.
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VipeR-X
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 17:25 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Happy bdayy SKC<3, abra's creativity strikes again
Earlier known as: RaMi-X
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Bubu
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 19:09 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Oh, happy birthday.
Also I'm suing you, abra. Get a good fucking lawyer. I will have you sent to Azkaban, you mudblood scum.
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” -J.R.R Tolkien
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Tr4veleR
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 19:46 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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happy bday!!
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B!BeR_Do$
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 21:15 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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member the skc chippendale video?
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Rhae!
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 23:10 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Happy b-day old ass server
If you are reading this you just wasted your bloody time.
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Legends
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Posted: 09 Nov 2017, 23:35 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Happy bday holy SKC!!! <3
PS: What awesome photoshop skillz lmao
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Bubu
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Posted: 10 Nov 2017, 00:05 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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I do. Was it hitman, tula and yoda dancing?
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” -J.R.R Tolkien
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B!BeR_Do$
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Posted: 10 Nov 2017, 05:02 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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all i know is they were hot ass fuck
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Z3ITM4NN
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Posted: 10 Nov 2017, 14:58 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Nice Photoshop ^^ and Happy Biiiirthday SKC huhu
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gini
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Posted: 11 Nov 2017, 23:24 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Frank
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Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 03:56 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Happy Birthday homies
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Slayer87
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Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 16:24 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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Happy Birthday SKC <3
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ZeperR
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Posted: 12 Nov 2017, 18:51 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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***DD_EXPERT***
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Tulaipo
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Posted: 23 Nov 2017, 21:26 Post subject: Re: Happy 11th birthday SKC |
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fgts
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