Login
    |

Funny 1
 
Post new topic   { POST_REPLY_TOPIC }    SKC MTA Server Forum Index -> General Chat
Previous topic :: Next topic  
Sputs|uk
SKC Elite Member
3rd place in Race championship August 20082nd place in Race championship January 20102nd place in Race championship August 2010Winner of Race championship April 2011
User avatar

Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 1647
Location: Land of Eng
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 10:42    Post subject: Funny 1
Have you ever sat on a plane/train next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read?
Next time, just follow these simple instructions and get ready to enjoy your well-deserved privacy.

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath.
6. Then open this link...

http://tinyurl.com/34fzpf

:twisted:
Top
Profile Send private message
Ruuub
SKC Elite Member
User avatar

Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 543
Location: Utrecht, Holland
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 10:46    Post subject:
Now that is a funny 1 ;D
Lol i definatly want to do such a thing lol
Top
Profile Send private message
Yoda
SKC Elite Member
User avatar

Joined: 22 Sep 2007
Posts: 1554
Location: Scarborough
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 11:01    Post subject:
lmfao, awesome.
Top
Profile Send private message
Hitman
SKC Elite Member
Exceptionally fast DNS change award
User avatar

Joined: 25 Sep 2007
Posts: 2647
Location: Swansea, Wales
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 11:36    Post subject:
not so funny if the guy snooping grabs your laptop and throws it out of the window tho is it lol
Top
Profile Send private message
Obelix
SKC Elite Member
User avatar

Joined: 22 Sep 2007
Posts: 1147
Location: White City
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 15:19    Post subject:
Using a laptop from ur knees increases body temperature in it's lower parts inclooding ur balls. That leads to reducing sperm production. After constant use of laptop in such way, u'll stay without ur babymakers. Think of that.

So, if u want some privacy, dont be English and just hit him in ribs with ur elbow (cpl of times) and that will keep him away and silent :mrgreen:
Top
Profile Send private message
SyS-Req
Forum Mod - SKC Leader
Winner of Race championship March 20083rd place in Race championship July 2008Winner of Race championship September 20082nd place in Race championship October 2008Winner of Race championship January 2009Winner of Race championship March 20093rd place in Race championship May 2009
2nd place in Race championship July 20093rd place in Race championship March 20112nd place in Race championship April 2011Winner of Race championship May 2011Winner of Race championship October 20113rd place in Race championship November 2011
User avatar

Joined: 28 Sep 2007
Posts: 1650
Location: Portugal/Porto
Posted: 10 Jul 2008, 17:14    Post subject:
lol or just move place and hope nxt seat-mate aint a voyeur freak...
Top
Profile Send private message
Display topics from previous: Sort by
Post new topic   { POST_REPLY_TOPIC }    SKC MTA Server Forum Index -> General Chat



Using mChat © phpBB3BBCodes.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
cron