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Obelix
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 Posted: 26 May 2010, 11:59 Post subject: Your mental map of Europe |
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After seeing and I decided to make my own mental map of European countries. Here it goes:
Albania - human trafficking
Andorra - ?
Armenia - ?
Austria - cows
Azerbeijan - ?
Belarus -
Belgium - Cover of
Bosnia - mountains and rivers
Bulgaria - dirtiness
Croatia -
Cyprus - summer
Czech Rep. -
Denmark -
Estonia - reindeer
Finland - lakes
France -
Georgia -
Germany - å
Greece - olives
Hungary - fat women
Iceland - treeless volcano bursting landscape
Ireland - green
Italy - architecture
Kazakhstan - Borat
Latvia - reindeer
Liechtenstein - rent-a-country
Lithuania - reindeer
Luxembourg - ?
Macedonia - lake Ohrid
Malta - some castle
Moldova - hookers
Monaco - sailboats
Montenegro -
Netherlands - flat as pancake
Norway - woodcutters
Poland - ?
Portugal - trams
Romania - gypsies
Russia - big
San Marino - music
Serbia - fields and hills
Slovakia - poor
Slovenia - gays
Spain - too much sun
Sweden - bunch of big boobed blonde lesbians licking each other
Switzerland - robots, no people around
Turkey -
Ukraine - wide noses
UK -
Vatican - a round square (does that make any sense?) and an obelisk in the middle of it
Your turn. "When somebody says _______ (a European Country), the first thing that comes on your mind is _____". (political incorrectness encouraged XD)
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Ivan_xXx
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 13:08 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| armenia, azerbajan - huge noses, favourite bird is an eagle (has pretty nose)
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MCvarial
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 13:50 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Belgium - facepalm
Turkey - lazy faggots without a job
Netherlands - Flowers, wooden shoe's, cheeze and annoying accent all at once!
Georgia - >ait that's a country? Thought that was a state in the US
Azerbeijan - Where the fuck is that?
Poland - Stay away from there, lots of retards there. Oh and dead president :> ZING
Russia - Place to dump trash.
Slovakia - same as Slovenia all lies that doesn't exist.
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Tulaipo
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 16:02 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| annoying accent huh! look whos talking!
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runman
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 16:14 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Luxembourg - Duke, cheap feul/sigarrets, besides malta the smallest country in europe
People die when they are killed
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Tulaipo
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 16:26 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| Runman, what about Andorra, Monaco, Lichtenstein, San Marino and Vatican as smallest country?
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Cortez
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 16:40 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| Most of these countries aren't in Europe
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B!BeR_Do$
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 16:46 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Serbia - Milosevic
p.s: fu Obelix, Germany for Weltherrschaft
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Botn
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 17:04 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Germany - Justin Bieber (alias B!BeR_Do$) 
Stoners live and stoners die. But in the end we all get high. So if in life you don't succeed, FUCK this shit and smoke some weed.
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Yoda
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 18:13 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| I wanna go to the Sweden in Obelix's head
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Obelix
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 18:40 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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why going in my head
when there's google - your friend:
@Biber: Weltherrschaft? Weather shift? Climate change? Germans like that too? 
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Botn
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 18:44 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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btw; Weltherrschaft=World domination
Stoners live and stoners die. But in the end we all get high. So if in life you don't succeed, FUCK this shit and smoke some weed.
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Ivan_xXx
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 20:46 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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DOOM
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 20:49 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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B!BeR_Do$
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 21:02 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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guess whos going to sweden in 4 weeks 
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anTe
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| Posted: 26 May 2010, 21:35 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Hitman
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 07:19 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| Wales has 9 million sheep and only 3 million humans.. no wonder they think we fuck them
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Obelix
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 07:21 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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for real? girls turn to each other, since you guys can't satisfy them?
so, ingredients for a successful date are - non blond hair and some non pale skin? any downsides? they don't trim private areas? armpits? boobs grow to such size only after 24 years? Ante, we need infos here!
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Hitman
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 07:23 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| who needs women when u have sheep?
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anTe
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 14:51 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Sure, most of the swedish girls are hot, I can confirm that. The downside is that most them are acting like bitches Unfortunately the girls that is not hot is acting like they are. They all expect us guys to take the first step to pick them up, even the ugly girls.
I have never meet someone that don't shave there privates and the boobs are already big when they are 15 That's positive.
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Hitman
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 14:56 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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since when do the women make the first move?
you'll be a lonely old gay like Tulp if you stick to these rules Ante
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ZerO
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 18:12 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| don't go to sweden, it sucks. finland wins.
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anTe
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 19:10 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Tulaipo
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| Posted: 27 May 2010, 19:16 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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Hitman
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| Posted: 30 May 2010, 07:05 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| wat happened 2 me?
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Tulaipo
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| Posted: 30 May 2010, 10:48 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| i dont think i should publicate that here
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ViRuS
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| Posted: 30 May 2010, 12:47 Post subject: Re: Your mental map of Europe |
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| : DDDDDDDD
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