Lawnmower Mishap

Yoda · Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 20:26 Post subject: Lawnmower Mishap

Oops. Better then being maimed I guess.

Ivan_xXx · Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 20:33 Post subject:

did u do that?

Matt88 · Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 21:31 Post subject:

I was once on a bus that happened to.
Was going past some council workers mowing some grass and a stone flew up and shattered the window in front of me...
I guess you did the same thing.

Hitman · Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 21:49 Post subject:

why would u try to mow your window boob?

Yoda · Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 22:07 Post subject:

It was hairy like your ass crack Hit.

Hitman · Posted: 26 Jul 2008, 22:13 Post subject:

i think im gaining fans for my fat hairy arse..

u kno u want it guys but sorry, i aint a batty boi

Yoda · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 10:44 Post subject:

Hitman · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 11:11 Post subject:

*sigh

i never realised someone could look more stupid than me, but david u just won first prize

Hitman · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 11:35 Post subject:

your a few banana's short of a bunch

Matt88 · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 14:03 Post subject:

/me wonders why David is so obsessed with bananas anyway...

Sputs|uk · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 15:42 Post subject:

I'm thinking i'll never eat another banana for as long as i live :roll:

Ruuub · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 20:01 Post subject:

Well, he isn't obsessed, but it's just... all the time I meet him in this house, we great each other with... 'banana'.... (or in dutch: 'banaan'.. which sounds very.. bored.. in a funny way)

Hitman · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 20:44 Post subject:

the ruuub/david brothers

Sputs|uk · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 21:14 Post subject:

Lmao where did you find that...

Hitman · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 21:18 Post subject:

btw, how did this happen?

Hitman · Posted: 27 Jul 2008, 21:30 Post subject:

no i mean the original topic lol

Matt88 · Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 20:06 Post subject:

What the fuck kind of banana does that to a window?

Yoda · Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 20:25 Post subject:

..Fucking banana spammer.

Yoda · Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 20:30 Post subject:

Sit on it and swivel.

Hitman · Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 20:58 Post subject:

i think he likes that

Yoda · Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 21:04 Post subject:

Exactly. Most of the banana's are half brown.

Hitman · Posted: 28 Jul 2008, 21:12 Post subject:

and their not bruises im thinking of

Ivan_xXx · Posted: 29 Jul 2008, 19:43 Post subject:

Hitman · Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 15:32 Post subject:

u aint seen my nuts then, their hairier than wolfmans ass crack

Matt88 · Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 16:25 Post subject:

"I have no hair on my balls... You know why? Because hair doesn't grow on BALLS OF STEEL!"

lol.

Yoda · Posted: 31 Jul 2008, 16:51 Post subject:

Hahaha

Hitman · Posted: 02 Aug 2008, 10:52 Post subject:

ahahaH

Ivan_xXx · Posted: 02 Aug 2008, 17:21 Post subject:

okay my turn to reply with a picture

Hitman · Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 02:59 Post subject:

has she been suckin my shlong?

Matt88 · Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 19:34 Post subject:

That picture has been posted before, and so has that joke...

Yoda · Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 19:53 Post subject:

Yeah, it was posted before with the accompaniment of the comment: "looks like my girlfriend after she's been sucking my knob lol"

Cortez · Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 21:08 Post subject:

ive got balls of steel

Yoda · Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 23:32 Post subject:

Hitman · Posted: 03 Aug 2008, 23:49 Post subject:

i want PROOF

Yoda · Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 00:43 Post subject:

http://teamskc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=45 ... ight=#4554

There you go.

Whiskey · Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 11:24 Post subject:

triple fail

Matt88 · Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 20:00 Post subject:

Yoda · Posted: 04 Aug 2008, 21:03 Post subject:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nEi6RUHOxs[/youtube]

Cortez · Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 08:08 Post subject:

Ivan_xXx · Posted: 05 Aug 2008, 20:57 Post subject:

you lunatica, it hasnt been posted on this forum, just cos you are 24/7 forum geeks........

hhe joking obviously

Cortez · Posted: 06 Aug 2008, 21:52 Post subject:

Ivan_xXx · Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 10:58 Post subject:

dunno felt like killing the topic and starting a new discussion

i know the bahamas have the nicest and clearest waters in the world but flip me what the hell are those things doing in a paradice like that, has it anything to do with their 30 mins orgams or what, i'd rather there were dolphins

Yoda · Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 12:09 Post subject:

Get out of my topic you whore.

Ivan_xXx · Posted: 08 Aug 2008, 12:25 Post subject:

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